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Post by Buff on Jun 22, 2006 13:47:34 GMT 11
Q: What is the difference between the men's final at Wimbledon and an amateur dramatic chorus? A: The tennis final has more men. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Q: How do you drive an actress crazy? A: Hide her hairbrush Q: How are sopranos defying the laws of astrophysics? A: The center of the universe shifts with every step they take. Q: Why don't they give the Chorus coffee breaks? A: It's such a pain to retrain them afterwards. Q: Why did the actor stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: Why can't many vocalists get through the door? A: They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in. Q:What's the difference between a musician and a mutual fund? A:The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money. Just Remember: "It's only Amateur Theater until it offends someone ... then it's ART!" Q: How do you drown an Actress? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: An Amateur Theatre electrician Buff
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